Krayzie Bone - The Messenger (skit) Lyrics
{set in a restaurant with muzak playing in the backgroundKrayzie aw sh*t. excuse me man, excuse me.Waiter uh, yes sir?Krayzie could you tell me where the payphone at in here or somethin?Waiter certainly. back there by the wine racks.Krayzie all right, thanks a lot. thank you, thank you.Waiter oh, youre welcome sir.Krayzie sh*t. its a classy-ass, m*thaf*ckin restaraunt. know this m*thaf*ckerGot the money, punk m*thaf*cker.Sh*t. {picks up phone, dialtone, puts in money and dials, it rings.His contact hello?Krayzie yeah, hello?Contact whats happenin?Krayzie yeah, Im in the m*thaf*ckin spot now, man...Contact he there?Krayzie I dont see nobody yet, but I know the niggall be here. he gotReservations.Contact all right, handle your business.Krayzie I think I see his broad comin in right now...Contact right on time.Krayzie so dont worry about sh*t. Im a handle this nigga, man. this nigga in aClassy-ass, mutha*****in restaurant;I know this nigga got the m*thaf*ckin money. dont worry about sh*t, Im a haveIt. all right?Contact no mercy, nigga.Krayzie all right. {hangs up phoneBroad excuse me.Waiter uh, yes maam.Broad I have a reservation. its for jones.Waiter for jones?let me see here for a minute. oh yes, mr. jones called. heSaid, he is running late,But I am to seat you now.Broad okay, thank you.Waiter follow me this way. here you go maam. um, would you like to start withSomething to drink while you wait?Broad do you have a chardonnay?Waiter most certainly. coming right up. oh, and uh, here is mr. jones right now.Hi, mr. jones how are you this evening?Mr. jones hey, whats up? whats up? whats up?Broad hi, baby.Mr. jones hey, baby. damn.Broad baby, what took you so long? I been just waitin and waitin. this is aNice place.Mr. jones yeah, its cool. its cool. did you order yet?Broad no, baby. I was waitin on you...baby?Mr. jones what? whats happenin?Broad that guys been staring at me since Ive sat down.Mr. jones what dude?Broad you know him?Mr. jones what dude?Broad that guy over there.Mr. jones over where? aw, sh*t.Broad baby, whats wrong?Mr. jones damn, dont worry about it! just...damn. just...just be cool, just beCool.Broad baby, hes walkin over here now.Mr. jones oh, sh*t.Broad baby, hes...baby hes goin in his jacket.Krayzie message for mr. jones, m*thaf*cker!Broad oh, sh*t!{admist a massive array of gunfire and commotion, screaming, glass breaking,Reloading.Mr. jones cover your head.Krayzie punk m*thaf*cker. punk m*thaf*cker! {gunfire ceasesF*ck you! get the f*ck out my way! get the f*ck out my way!{gunfire f*ck you! get the f*ck out my way. get the f*ck out my way.A bystander my leg! my leg!
