Kris Kristofferson - Eddie The Eunuch Lyrics
Eddie the eunuch was a weaselNasty as an old mans noseMaking believin he was evilStruttin in his mamas clothesYou know that eddie had a bad connectionNever had a chance to ballSleeping in the wrong direction, babyDreaming he was ten feet tallBut now eddie the eunuch is a rock and roll criticSucking like a super starSlicker than a shoe-shineQuicker than a two-timeEddie what a thang you areEddie makes a damn good livin, babyPutting other people downEddie couldnt ever forgive them babycause he wasnt jackson browne