Kristin Chenoweth - If Lyrics
There he goes as usual, my manBreaking my foolish heart.I really don抰 know what to do about himI抳e told my self I抳e got to do without himThere he goes as usual, my man.Tearing my heart apart.He抯 made my life a messI抳e got to do this I guessGoodbye, Joe, from here I kiss youGoodbye, Joe, I hope I don抰 miss you[Pistol sound]If you had been on the squareAnd had treated me fairAnd we抎 not had a tiffIf you had not saidI should go and jump right offThe nearest cliffIf you had stayed off the makeAnd you never had takenTo coming home stiffIf I hand not smelled perfumeWith a nasty unfamiliar whiffI扢 GONNA MISS YOU BABY!THINGS COULD扸E BEEN TERIFF!Ah, what抯 the diffIf you had not had the cheekTo stay out for a weekSaying 抌ack in a jiffIf you were not such a two-timing guyIf you weren'tIf you hadn't If you didn'tAnd you weren'tAnd you hadn'tAnd you didn抰But you haveAnd you wereAnd you wentAnd you didAnd so goodbye!If I had not seen youTake Geraldine on the lakeIn your flat-bottomed skiffIf you were not out with SueWith your arms around her bare midriffIf I had not seen you pen sexy lettersTo Gwen in your own HieroglyphIf you had not left me homeWhen had two seats for South PacifI扢 GONNA MISS YOU, BABYYOU WERE TOO DARN PROLIFAh, what's the diffIf you were not such a hound whoWhen game was aroundAlways picked at the sniffIf you were not such a two-timing guyIf you weren'tIf you hadn'tIf you didn抰And you weren抰And you hadn抰And you didn抰But you wereAnd you haveAnd you wentAnd you didAND SO, GOODBYEIf when I asked where you抎 beenYou had not cliffed my chinWith a beautiful biffHeyIf I had not always found purpleLipstick on your handkerchiefIf you had not told me liesAnd then looked in my eyesWith a smile beautifIf when I caught you with KateYou had not said, æ‘t抯 of no signif!br>I扢 GONNA MISS YOU, BABYAND I COULD GET SPECIF!Ah, what抯 the diff!If The best years of my lifeWeren抰 spent as your wifeWith no marriage certifIf you were not such a two-timing guyIf you weren'tIf you hadn'tIf you didn'tIf you weren'tIf you hadn抰If you didn抰But you hadAnd then we couldaAnd you didn'tThough you shouldaIf you didn'tIf you weren'tIf you hadn'tIf you didn'tBut you wereAnd you haveAnd you wentAnd you didAnd soGood byeSee ya later, Joe
