Kristin Hersh - Three Nights Drunk Lyrics
[one, two , three!]The first night that I come homeSo drunk I could not seeFound a horse in my stableWhere my horse oughta beCome here my little wifeyExplain this thing to meHow come a horse in the stableWhere my horse oughta be?You blind fool, you crazy foolCant you never see?Its only a milkcowYoure granny sent to meIve traveled this world overTen thousand miles or moreBut a saddle upon a milkcows backI never did see beforeThe second night that I come homeSo drunk I could not seeFound a coat a-hanging on the rackWhere my coat oughta beCome here my little wifeyExplain this thing to meHow come a coat a hanging a hanging on the rackWhere my coat oughta be?You blind fool, you crazy foolCant you never see?Its only a bedquiltYoure granny sent to meIve traveled this world overTen thousand miles or morePockets upon a bedquiltI never did see beforeThe third night that I come homeSo drunk I could not seeFound a head a-laying on the pillowWhere my head oughta beCome here my little wifeyExplain this thing to meHow come a head a-laying on the pillowWhere my head oughta be?You blind fool, you crazy foolCant you never see?Its only a cabbage headYoure granny sent to meIve traveled this world overTen thousand miles or moreBut a moustache on a cabbage headI never did see before
