Kurious - Fresh Out The Box Lyrics
[announcer]Hi!! hows it goin alright fellasLadies and gents, welcome to a new edition of uhhTap talk usa with your host..Louis.. st. ides donkey dick, yeahToday we will be interviewing my pal my good buddy uhhBig al[willy scratch]Willy scratch, thats me, willy scratch!I like to scratch my ass![announcer]How you doin willy scratch?Well when the lemonade is on the line,And the milk is in the back pocket,And the burgers are on the floor,What do you like to do most?[willy scratch]Aww I scratch the two tumors in my bloomers!Thats what I love to do, its the best!(je-zus christ!! brother love loves you)[announcer]Ohh-kay, thats a little wordFrom our preacher over here on the right, but uhhWhen the uhh shit hits the fan,And your uhh, tissue hits the hand,And you wipe the diarrhea and you put it in a pan,What do you come up with?[willy scratch]I get golden showers on my *****ing asshairsAnd on my mustache I wipe it in your glass! hahaha!(je-zus save you! brother love loves you).. I wanna say a few words to you guys,That Ive been thinking about backstage.[kurious]Three cheers for my peers for the brew that Im consuminNo knockin what Im rockin cause my confidence is boominSort of like a eight-oh-eight, but a fake noteNot (? ? ) again loop, without a paid show(daaamn) take a quick dip in my moatKurious the magician Im laid back like dopeOr valium, or (? ? ) be chillin like I wannaA freezer full of 40s and a pocket full of scarmaShit is on the verge to breakThrow on my fluffy white hat with a tendency to bakeMother*****ers til theyre cripsy, I mean *****in burnedBout time that you learned kidCheck what I did flip the lid of my brewGivin a quip (? ? ) a dollar or twoC.m. crew, rocks more pull than a ox(where can I check this out? ) fresh out the boxFresh out the box.. -> run-d.m.c. {*scratched*}[kurious]Check it outNo it doesnt take a sleuth, to know Im hundred proofI raise the *****in roof, get looser than a toothIn a, elderlys gums, I collect healthier sumsOf loot when Im out drinkin with the bumsPour in contributions, slide to the liquor spotBrothers put their money on me cause Im figured to rockYeah, with that shit that boomsHoppin trains is a pain I maintain in the tombsCrack the judge with a grudge, I dont like puerto ricansSpeakin on the jones, made bail, and now Im leapin and jumpinTrue to the time, my shit is pumpinThink you wanna talk? Im dumb, I dont know nothinJack shit, suck a fat dick you *****in bastardIm illy with the (? ? ), drinkin wines gettin plasteredWhile you maintain, in your donut shopsKids runnin with glocks, fresh out the boxFresh out the box.. -> run-d.m.c. {*scratched*}[kurious]Uhhh, check it outDropper of the funk, not a beef initiatorTemperatures on, rise like the equatorLater for the bullshit, save the tip for the waiterWas the ***** good sir? I dont know, I never ate herPlant tabs on my tongue so my thoughts can growAiyyo your lyrics is corn, like the, one on my toeTo get with kurious you gots ta keep on tryin sonAnd when it comes to *****s - nah I dont give a flyin oneIf *****s had wings yo Id be flyin foreverPullin on a lover with her petA pea***** lover dipped in ink, youre +pretty in pink+Molly ringwald got scald, the water in the sinkWas red hot -- oops, almost forgotAnd if the honey look good, I walk her like a rott--weiler, I style her, in other words sport herShe tried to dig my pockets (bus-ted) but yo I caught herSorta bugged aint it? dig the flow of the rhymeYou know the hoe fainted when I showed her mineJumpin out the socks whether cotton or meshGuaranteed out the box, that my shit stay freshFresh out the box.. -> run-d.m.c. {*scratched*}
