Lagwagon - Beer Goggles Lyrics
The turn out tonight is weakThe crowd is looking meagerOnly 40 to 50 in the flockbut 3 more beers and I'm playin' WoodstockAnd you can probably see that we're not all that tightA couple more drinks will alter your sightThat does not mean fightI'm not saying I have to be drunkbut tequila shots make it more funI'm havin' fun [Chorus]Oh, Beer Goggles I love to put them onNext to eachother at the barShe's thinkin' he's the oneI'm thinkin' where's my carShe thinks I look goodObviously she didn't smell that fart"Oh, what kind of cologne is that you're wearing?"Hey man, it's a start"Hi, my name's Barbie""My name's Ken"The perfect couple 'cause we're drunk in the headI'm drunk again[Repeat Chorus] And one size fits all!!!