Lil' Kim - Aunt Dot Lyrics
Feat/Shanice[Lil' Kim] (Lil' Shanice)My Aunt Dot left a glot, there's some blood on the sheetsTold me to clean the shit up, then she hit the streetsEven though I'm her neice, she copped me a pieceWack-ass caliber, nickel-plated with the Salender, what?She don't know I like my guns prettyLike my boy Pastor Troy with the twin Glizzy'sI haerd a knock at the doorTo my surprise, I saw these two familiar eyesWho are you? (What up, I'm Shaince, don't remember me?)She called me by my government name KimberlyWho sent you?[Lil' Shanice]My mom sent meHer name is DottyShe packed a note in my knapsack, along with a shotty[Lil' Kim] (Lil' Shanice)Heh, she was cute and mad flyShe had the Prada knapsack, with the hat to matchBararri hiking boots with the mink Bubble GooseAnd I could see she was admiring my mink ski-suitThen she handed me the note (Here, read this)I just stared her up and down cause I couldn't believe itThen I opened itIt said *****es is out to get youYour so-called friends put a bomb in ya BenzI'm on a mission now to do some harm to your friendsThey know where you live, so evacuate the cribAnd oh, the little girl, that's ya cousin ShaniceSince I can't be with her, I need you to babysit herBesides, she looks up to youYou're her idol, and tomorrow is her first violin recitalAnd she would be more than happy if you could take herPeace, my number is on back of the paper, hit me laterDamn, what went wrong?Can't we all just get along? And make hit songs*****es all up in my ass like a thongIf this was a show, ya'll hoes would get goneCause if it's on, then it's on, bring it onWhat the ***** you waitin' for? Come on, let's get it onWhat? What's takin' you so longI've got plans for future to bring back ya head like MedusaChorusGirls be actin' stink and mad funnyYa'll *****es bleed like me, on the monthlyCan't stand the pain, then pop a HumphryI know it hurts(I'm feelin' ya'll)Girls be actin' stink and mad funnyYa'll *****es bleed like me, on the monthlyCan't stand the pain, then pop a HumphryI know it hurts(I'm feelin' ya'll)[Lil'Kim] (Lil' Shanice)Uh, we in the Range and it's *****ed up weatherIt's snowin' and I'm tryin' to put the whole shit togetherHow Laverne, she always wanted to be like meDress like me, and look like meAnd Nicole, it's like she lived in my houseAskin' me for money, day in and day outAnd last but not least, the grimmiest one TieshaShe planned it all, come to find out her name is KeishaCome on Shanice, I'm takin' you to my house in Alpine(I wanna go with you)Uh, be quiet and we'll get along fine[Lil' Shanice]Come on please, I wanna be just like you600 Mercedes and 380's in my doll babiesCrazy brogette's in my barretsAnd H-class rocks inside my baby G-shots***** Bonnie and Lan*****, I don't love them hoesBut anything goes when it comes to bank rollsDiamonds on my toes, X and O'sVersace hottie in designer clothesStick little Lincoln and Dutch, them take 'em to Toys 'R UsMake them spend they G's, then kick 'em out, make 'em catch the busThe S, the H, the A, the N, the I, the C, the EBut all my friends call me Miss Little Queen BeeWhat what, I like the gleamKnow what I mean?Ever see the Professional? Well I can clean[Lil' Kim] (Aunt Dot)You know what? I like you, little big personRule number one, no cursin', but anywayWhat you know about that? You too young for thatWhen I was your age, I would've got hung for thatThen I picked up the phone, to call my Aunt DotSo she can fill me in a little more about the plotHold on, 9-1-7 5-3-8-2-1-2-2(Hello?) Yo, what's the deal?Body's gettin' spunnin' out, I mean whats this all about?[Aunt Dot]See it's sorta like what Tonya Harding did to NancyThey don't want you to win no moreBut probably don't want you to attend no moreAnd I guess that's why they ain't your friends no moreThe other day when I was comin' out the grocery storeI saw the ***** Nicole in front of the salon next door (For real?)Yep, and I choked the ***** outPlaced one to the heartTied up her hands and feet, threw into my back seatThen I dumped her on a dead end streetThe other two, yeah, they still lingerBut don't lift a finger, I'ma get 'emSo just play and come homeWhen we hang up, get rid of your phone[Lil' Kim]Woo, when Aunt Dot comes, oh brotherIt's like five Bloody Mary's, one after anotherHmmph, she have you stressedNo wearin' white, no sexAnd when she get vexed, guess what happen next?Cause them other two girls that's still on the menuIs the reason why the story is to be continued...ChorusGirls be actin' stink and mad funnyYa'll *****es bleed like me, on the monthlyCan't stand the pain, then pop a HumphryI know it hurts(I'm feelin' ya'll)Girls be actin' stink and mad funnyYa'll *****es bleed like me, on the monthlyCan't stand the pain, then pop a HumphryI know it hurts(I'm feelin' ya'll)
