Lil' Kim - Lil' Drummer Boy Lyrics
featuring Cee-Lo & Redman[Bailiff]Will the court please rise?Judge Funk Doctor Spock residing[Prosecutor]Your honor Lil' Kim is a threat to societyShe has shown a blatant disregard for the lawAnd has killed six fine law enforcement agents in the line of dutyFor the vicious actsShe should be punished to the fullest extent of the law[Lil' Kim]Pardon me your honorMay I address the bench?They try-na assassinate me like they did to Larry Flynt* CoughsExcuse my personaI may be hardcore but I'm not Jeffrey DalmerEver since I killed 'emI ain't been in trouble sinceIt wasn't my fault I acted out of self-defenseHe killed my best friend(Who's him?)I mean themThey was all dressed in blue and they want me dead tooThey had real grenade bombs inside of their palmsAnd a whole bunch of guns wrapped tight in their armsSee them bastards woke me up when they broke my alarmI was getting my ass licked by this cat named Tom(Stop!)I heard three guns *****ed that's when Tom droppedThey sent the bow and arrow right through his tank top(Oh she's lying!)Lying? Blood was gushing on the floorFingerprints all on the doorNeed I say more?Pulled out the remote can and shot blows after blowPloom! Queen off her toesThey fell down like dominoesI think it was the Matrix, I mean it was the MatrixWhat was I do?Sit back and just take this?Yo I tell you nowIf I lose this debateLike in Dead PresidentsI'm going out like Lorenz TateSee I ain't gon be stupidI'm gon take all y'all to the shiftI should be able to say what I wantWhat the ***** I plead the fifth(Now Kim, Kim)***** that Cee-loI got to save the worldThe first female king and they mad cause I'm a girl[Cee-lo]Uh with all due respect your honorExcuse my client's temperamentWho has had social intelligence?With so much innocence we have to implementShe was slightly out of placeBut if you grant us a grain of your graceI'll assure you it's only stress due to the severity of the caseImagine for a minute, yourself in the same shoesThe same sense of survival and the same nothing to loseYour children, your lovely wifeI mean look at herThe only thing she's guilty of is having no choice in the matter[Kim]Lord I cry, I cryFrom the things that I've seenThat I've seenAnd Lord I cry, I cryFrom the things I've seen, oohIf you only knew the things I've been throughOh yeahYou'd know whyYou'd know why I cry, I cry, I cry[Redman]Order! Order! Order!Order! Order! Order!Order in the courts, I'm examining her thoughtsAnd the notes on why you started slaughtering the fortThe men dressed in blue they were undercover copsHungry to see another black mother*****er shotThey ran up in your spot and no one gave the ordersEven Tom was tapped with a mic and a tape recorder(He was in on it too!)Yeah(I should've known)Yeah(Objection your honor)Yo objection overruledI know the news they tried to pay the grand juryTo give you life sentence with parole up in thirtyNow that's dirty, surveillance and you debate***** Will! Now you're the new Enemy of the StateAngela Bobbett's cake compared to youAnd Junior Mafia that clique ain't scared to moveSo they took precautionsGrenades from all force andProfessional marksman with four fours of war hymnBut you stopped, dropped, rolled and duckShot back other *****es would've folded upNow that's my kind of *****I know I'm the judgeBut I love that *****And I'm coming with herCreme of crop and me I'mma hold her downResign with A-K's so we blowing the trialLook it's a setupYo Kim come on(I'm right behind you baby)Yo Kim come on(I'm right here with you man)[Kim]Lord I cry, I cryFrom the things that I've seenThat I've seen
