Lil' Rob - Last Laff Lyrics
[DJ]FM 113.57 with today's up to date global newsIn news today, the infamous rapper Lil' RobPresumed to be dead for the past two yearsApparently has only been held down by jealous hatersLil' Rob releases a statement today stating"You can't keep a good man down, and I will have the last laugh"Haha[Lil' Rob]Aqui estoy, yo no me voy, lingoladoYo soy un malo, I be the vato that you followYou're barking up the wrong tree, swing swing like a changoBeat you like a bango, send you where the wrong goAl vando lado, but no one like my song goLook up in the sky, it's a bird it's a planeNo, it's Lil' Rob flying high, stimulating my brainAssimilate the fame, accumulate my feriaMake sure I stay ahead of ya, look back and I'll laugh at yaCuz all you vatos swear you got some kind of steeloSimon you're pretty bad but you ain't bad like me thoughLatino, eyes like a chino from smoking weed though everywhere that we goThey say "Oh man there he go, the vato wearing the shades and the long chivo"Guess who[Chorus]You pinche levas got me dying, dying of laughterYou think it's funny, we'll see who's still laughing afterYou're not on the same page, not even the same chapterYou shouldn't have been a rapper, you should have been an actorYou pinche levas got me dying, dying of laughterYou think it's funny, we'll see who's still laughing afterYou're not on the same page, not even the same chapterI'm gonna laugh last, I'll have the last laughYou heard a lot about you huh?Well was it good shit or bad shit?I bet you twenty bones that it was some bad shitBut that doesn't even matter thoughCuz any publicity is good publicity, as long as they mention meI must be doing something rightBut they ain't doing nothing right, I'm making sure that I'm busting tightNow everybody wanna beHey holmes you heard Lil' Rob's new jam? He's talking shit about meWhoa, whoa, whoa, don't flatter yourselfLater on you're gonna look back at yourself, and be all mad at yourselfFor acting like a little girl, chavalaRoll the ***** up, you try too much, you need to slow the ***** upHold the ***** up, shut the ***** upSilence is golden like the Daytons that I'm rolling around the town that I'm patrollingThe town I live in is lonely, it's lonely but I still won't cryIt's just me, myself, and I[Chorus]I walk up on the scene with my white sneakersMy big ass Levis, my big ass t-shirt and look around to see who I seeThe same *****ing people who can't see meYou can close your eyes, it's getting kind of roughYou can open your eyes, they're still not wide enoughTo even catch a sneek peek or Peek A Boo of what the Lil' Rob is all about When I leave they all follow outLil' Rob be the one of a kindWith the one of a kind mind, most of the time I can't find mineYou ask me how I'm doing and I still say that I'm fineWalking on that fine line, no time on my time lineWho left the door open? Your time just ran outAs for patience, well mine just ran outAnd I got nothing left to do but to sit back patientlyTo make sure you continue hating me[Chorus x2]