Lil Wayne - Shit Freestyle Lyrics
[Hook]Sorry for the wait niggaGlock forty for them fake niggasThrow a party every day niggaThat's an ordinary day niggaBad ***** in mi casaNo mi casa is su casaMy choppa go doom-da-da ay-ay-adda[Verse 1]Tunchi ***** on my Future shitI'm too legit I sleep on a crucifixI wake up cranky turn into a lunaticThen shoot my ***** and buy orange juice and gritsOozie clip I need another oozie clipI shoot to kill these ***** niggas shooting bricksI'm too for real your head just a souvenirShe want to get it off her chest but her *****s too bigI'm bumping Carter V on an IpodMy ***** mad as hell cause it ain't out yetShe said "soon as these niggas hear your new shit they gon' have to give their styles back"I say "you too crazy" she said "you too humble"I say "you too baby" she said "you too sweet"Then I ask do she go both waysShe said they so say love is a two way streetI say oohTalk dirty, talk dirty, dirty talk dirty to meTreat that girl like cuisine she gon' want to shoot scenesPut my dick in museum I gon' die on my feetNever knees in the dirt never dirt on my kneesI'm just serving these fiendsI sell birds to the bees I sell birds to the trees"Tune I heard you don't sleep" I'm allergic to dreamsI don't twerk but I tweak for that purp for that pinkYa you see what I'm saying like you heard what I seeI'm a verbal disease I'm allergic to meBeen a turd on these streets since my curtains were sheetsChefs on these beats I'm just stiring the greaseAnd ***** you in love when she working for meI personally get you murdered this weekLike that blunt between my two fingers I'm at peaceWord I smirk when I squeezeTrigger smart street smart I'm a nerd I'm a geekI'm absurd I'm uniqueDid my time at Cash Money time served and releaseBut this agent ain't free wordThat's just word on these streetsBut that shit is old news that shit yester-weekI'm just focused, focused on my expertiseThey like "Tunechi you good" I'm like Bob yes sireDon't, I mean don't, don't question me let me breathDawg, big dawg, I ***** back and shoot at your fleasMoney long tree trunk, now stand under me catch these leavesI guarantee no guarantees but repeat what you heard you a dead parakeetThis Tunechi ***** your ***** Tunechi's *****I ***** her on the balcony we watch the moon eclipseWe do the usual shit she gon' need lube for thisCause I'mma stick it in her maximus gluteusWe at the top of the world she like the view and shitFrom up here everybody look the puniestThe coke got her all exuberantShe doing lines like a movie scriptBut these are true events lordI'll kill a nigga right now, I'll put a nigga lights outThen put a nigga's body in an ice boxWith holes in his body like socksThese niggas softer than, these niggas softer than nylonSo keep my name out your mouth I hope it taste like [?]Looking up to the skylineThinking to myself you only live twice slimeAnd mother***** you if you fight crimeI'm from a place where the high crime rate [?]We put your ass on nigthtlineI'm on the grass like a pythonThese niggas looking at meThese niggas looking at me sidewaysThat's because they on the sideline but they never try mineSpinning like I'm sipping cyanideWhy my ***** sipping Mai Tai but she [?]And I'm so sorry she said don't be sorryThen she said don't apologize for shit cause you the shit and we know the Carter V the shit[Hook]
