Lonestar - Mr. Mom Lyrics
Lost my job, came home madGot a hug and kiss and that’s too badShe said I can go to work until you find another jobI said I like the sound of thatWatch TV and take long napsGo from a hard working dad to being Mr. MomChorusPampers melt in a Maytag dryerCrayons go up one drawer higherRewind Barney for the fifteenth timeBreakfast six, naps at nineThere’s bubble gum in the baby’s hairSweet potatoes in my lazy chairIt’s crazy all day long and it’s only MondayMr. MomFootball, soccer and balletSqueeze in Scouts and PTAThere’s that grocery list she left for meThat’s seven pages longHow much smoke can one stove makeThe kids won’t eat my charcoal cokeRepeat ChorusBefore I fall in bed tonightIf the dog didn’t eat the classifiedsI’m gonna look just one more timeRepeat ChorusBalancin’ checkbooks, juggling billsThought there was nothing to itBaby, now I know how you feelWhat I don’t know is how you do it