Lords Of Acid - I Must Increase My Bust Lyrics
I Must Increase My BustLords of AcidDo that dance.I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)I got to admit I'm obsessed by titsI had this problem since I was a kidI used to look up to my auntie Marie'cause she had big tits hanging down to her kneesHer nipples were poking right out of her gownIf *****s gave you wings she'd be flying aroundAs I grew older I made up my mindI'd get me the biggest ones I could findI must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)My ass just got bigger, my *****s stayed the sameI had to do something 'cause I was ashamedI filled up my bra with mellons and seeI looked like a fagot, a vamp in 3d.The trick with the mellons, a shot in the eyeNot long did I wait to catch the first guyBut offcourse I forgot that mellons do rotI smelled like garbage, shit warmed upI must, I must, I must increase my bustI got a new plan the idea is real coolI decided to go to a gymnastic schoolthere I found out that I'm not aloneSuffering from this flatchested syndromSo when I wake up or go into bedI remember the wise words that my teacher saidIf you want your man to drown in your lustYou must, you must increase your bustI must, I must, I must increase my bust