Lou Reed - My Red Joystick Lyrics
The first bite of the apple made eve smartThe second bite taught her how to break mens heartsThe third bite taught her how to strut her stuffBut she never got to the fourth biteThat says enough is enoughEnough is enough, baby, Ive had enough of youYou can keep your dresses, you can keep your jewelsYou can keep the color tv, those soaps just make me sickAll Im asking you leave me is my little red joystickMy red joystick, my red joystickAll Im asking you leave me is my little red joystickMy red joystick, my red joystickAll Im asking you leave me is my little red joystickEve kissed able, thats how he got murdered by cainAbraham gave up his son, to keep his wife awayAnd even the lord almightySpeaking from the trenches to the pitsSpoke for all of mankind, when he saidTake the porsche, take the kidsTake the stocks, baby, take the rugsTake those roses from my poor heart wiltingBut, please, please, hey, please, leave me my red joystickLeave me my red joystick, leave me my red joystickLeave me my red joystickEve drank apple cider, eve brewed good apple wineEve cooked up stewed apples, knew how to have a good timeShe came into the bedroom, raised her skirts up highShe said, if a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, babyGive me a piece before I dieHey, eve take a bite of my appleI know you think youre pretty slickThe one thing I ask you to leave me is my red joystickMy red joystick, ooohhh, my red joystickAll Im asking you leave me is my little red joystickMy red joystick, baby, my red joystickAll Im asking you leave me is my little red joystickMy red joystickHey ..., my red joystickOoohhh, red joystickPlease, leave me my red joystick... red joystickPlease, leave me my red joystickMy red joystick...(my red joystick, my red joystick)
