Ludacris - Coming 2 America Lyrics
The royal penis is clean your highnessThank you, king shitYeah mother*****ers! welcome to the united states of america.Time to roll out the red carpet on yall ***** asses.Hailin from the filthy, dirty south, where the kings lay.Ludacris; disturbin tha peace family. recognize royaltyWhen you hear it. the throne has been taken, so kiss thisNiggas earring. luda throw some grapes on these *****es![ludacris]These *****es throwin rose petals at my feet mayn!They wanna spoil me, treatin me like royalty;What Im sposed to do? its such a sweet thangWork that track, whip em like kuntaThats why they stay down, they loyal citizens of zamundaBy way of a-t-l; if you disagreeDont even look at me ho dont pass go just go straight to jailWith no probation or bail, but this aint monopolyIts jolly green giants cause we smoke so much broccoliUh-oh, spaghetti-os! ludas oodles of noodlesAnd testin me is like pitbulls put up to poodlesMy rap career goes back further than yo father hairlineIts ludacris - I pack more nuts than delta airlinesIm fly, even when I get high I work cashAnd even got my coats bumped up to first classIm boss to all employees - and Im here to teach the principleCause Ive been saved by mo bells than lark vorheesMan ***** that nigga cris man, for real man. Im tired ofThis shit man. man I try to rap for the nigga, I try to getA nigga tracks; he aint hearin my shit. man for real.Man my four-year-old son can rap better than that nigga;Man that nigga garbage. man I got talent too, the nigga aintHearin me. man iii-iiiis this shit on? cris, cmon cris.cris, freal man. ***** you nigga, man ***** you![ludacris]***** you too! what you wanna do, scrawny niggaBut I got a arsenal of automatics down to twenty-twosKnow how to use em, fight dirty as shitI throw a grenade and all-in-one bury a cliqueYou see yall got it all wrong like women in tuxedosAnd comin up shorter than five danny devitosIm on a cool ranch, get laid more than fritosWith five strippers, four wives and three amigosI go scuba divin in bays at montegoI find gold links and snatch em like Im deeboBut Im the light-skinteted version of mandingoIve seen more beatles and jagged edges than ringoI used to run numbers in line they caled me bingoCause Im big, you a little star, you just twinkleOld asses like sharpeis, yall all wrinkledAnd I stay with more bullets than yo billboard singlesHo that is just too much! you just gotta give applauseHe is definitely all freal - yaseeimsayin? ha ha I be*****in with him all the time, yahhmean? Im sayin, I usedTo just (? ) now home come through he want filters a purple,He want quarters a purple now. I want yall to trip with itMan, I woulda sold him a coupe (? ) we coulda played with,Yaseewhatimsayin?[ludacris]Yeah, can I get a little hit of that, little nigga with a bigga sackSee piece of the bigger trap look at that God be rollin on thatWhere they kick it at? and a lot of people just dont knowShady park you heard just dont goQuick to flip the bird up po-poMakin the way for that rodeo, that rodeo show!Gotta hit em with a reload, I gotta put em with the peopleI gotta make a nigga stop, drop, roll - oh no where the beat go?Bring that, shit back, didnt wanna hear that, clik-clakTons of fun with guns***** all the lil chit-chat get back get that get thatWho knows, who goes there? mother*****ers its poppa bearStop and stare; pourin out a lil gasoline and then drop a flareCome on, fire! and you know I cant stop til I re-tire!Oh no, we stay swoll, rollin on vogue tires!Right down the avenue, passin you rapidly stackinIn the back of the cadillac and packin emergency actionCamera, light lights, throwin a punch and then fight fightPackin a lunch and then bite bite, a-t-l stay tight tightIm just tryin to save ya shorty. ima let you knowIts real down heah. when you ride down that two-eighty-five,And you go past kincaid, get ready to go past that cambleton roadFo you get it cut free shorty just shave; cause dat where demReal niggaz at. I aint lyin when you in decatur and you flossinDown clintwood, cambleton road or (? ) boulder to shave!Cause dat where dem real niggaz at. when youre goin down thatOl nat hill and you pass dat second waffle house fore you getTo the rich niggaz daaang, cause dat where dem real niggaz at!Matter of fact, just shave when ya get to georgia nigga.