Ludacris - If I Aint *****ed Up Lyrics
[Hook]I been drinkin’ all nightIf I ain’t *****ed up I don’t feel rightIf I ain’t *****ed up I don’t feel rightIf I ain’t *****ed up I don’t feel rightI been smokin’ all nightIf I ain’t *****ed up I don’t feel rightIf I ain’t *****ed up I don’t feel rightIf I ain’t *****ed up I don’t feel right[Verse 1]Conjure straight up on the rocks I don’t chase shitReal nigga man, your crew be on that fake shitWhen it come to getting slizzered, man I hold the beltSwimming pool full of liquor, ***** I’m Michael PhelpsDrowning all you non-drinkers, non-smokers,Non-dippers, non-poppersBabysitter drinking thinking that you might have to go see a doctorStop the bullshittin’, I let these punks knowIf you ain’t turnt, what the ***** you in the club for?Get out my section, off my couch and out my damn sightThese niggas must be bout that life, ***** you damn rightEver since I left the crib, I hit the ground runningTell the waitress keep them mother*****ing bottles coming[Hook]I been drinkin’ all nightIf I ain’t *****ed up I don’t feel rightIf I ain’t *****ed up I don’t feel rightIf I ain’t *****ed up I don’t feel rightI been smokin’ all nightIf I ain’t *****ed up I don’t feel rightIf I ain’t *****ed up I don’t feel rightIf I ain’t *****ed up I don’t feel right[Verse 2]The be like Luda looking rough, but his rhymes smoothI’m in the studio, I gotta get my mind skewedGive me that cup, give me that blunt, give me that sticky greenGive me that light, give me that sprite, and that promethazineSippin’ slow, no ho, I’m not in no rush *****Don’t tell my doctor, let’s just keep this on the hush *****I’m on another level, these niggas on the floorThey be like who’s Luda’s suplier, ***** you’ll never knowTop notch, top tier, I’m a top niggaSlap her bottom while your girlfriend give me top niggaTold her listen, you should gargle more, and speak lessWe took some shots and turned that shit into a drink fest[Hook]I been drinkin’ all nightIf I ain’t *****ed up I don’t feel rightIf I ain’t *****ed up I don’t feel rightIf I ain’t *****ed up I don’t feel rightI been smokin’ all nightIf I ain’t *****ed up I don’t feel rightIf I ain’t *****ed up I don’t feel rightIf I ain’t *****ed up I don’t feel right[Bridge]I can’t think straightTake a smoke breakGet the blood goin’, goin’Light it up andSmoke somethin’Smoke somethin’Smoke somethin’Smoke somethin’I can’t think straightTake a drink breakGet the cup goin’, goin’Fill it upDrink somethin’Drink somethin’Drink somethin’Drink somethin’[Hook]I been drinkin’ all nightIf I ain’t *****ed up I don’t feel rightIf I ain’t *****ed up I don’t feel rightIf I ain’t *****ed up I don’t feel rightI been smokin’ all nightIf I ain’t *****ed up I don’t feel rightIf I ain’t *****ed up I don’t feel rightIf I ain’t *****ed up I don’t feel right
