Lunachicks - Bitterness Barbie Lyrics
Why must I stand on my toes?Perfect smile and skin tight clothsCinched waist, no cunt to piss withA stamp on my assLittle girls worship me,but that'll come to passBut at last....I'm turning over a new loafI'm eating dry toastI'm wearing slippers on my flat feet,I have celluliteBitterness Barbie, sge ain't smilingBitterness Barbie, she ain't stylingBitterness Barbie, *****s are saggingBitterness Barbie, ass is draggingWhat if I had a mastectomy?Would they buy a one titted barbie?With wiskers, clogged up poresYou know they'd take me out of the storesKids don't like me, moms are mad,I'm going off the market cause I look so sad.Female pattern baldness befellBarbie wigs so no one can tellA barbie with age spots, well I neververicose veins would sure be clever"Pluck my eyebrows", Barbie todayShave my toes and back todayImagine If my eyes were crossedOr If my hair was grey and courseWith a sneer on my faceAnd a stain in my pantiesA hairy crotch, an extra nipple!I'm turning over a new loafI'm eating dry toastI'm wearing slippers on my flat feetI have celluliteCrying tears of Crisco greaseWas I a beauty?Am I a beast?
