Luniz - My Baby Momma Lyrics
Intro: Yukmouth)Stress, that's all y'all hear, I like a bag of stress(Is that right?), baby mamma's ownSpeak on this, uh(Chorus: Yukmouth)My baby mamma, why y'all be crazy dailyHit us up with drama, playin with babiesAnd tryin to break your player partnersWonder why we blaze weed and steadily smokin marijuana?Your baby mamma, YOUR MAMMA!(Yukmouth)My baby mamma, probably been screwedby so many dudes that she's confusedKeep makin moves and breakin fools and V-12's like you and II flew in high of Endo and I.C.E.That baby's supposed to look like meGirl, youse a lie, now who's them eyes?Where did he get that big-ass hair-fro?Lookin like a baby macks hair-drum, huhPlatinum, until my bread comeSo she can try to sue me and do melike they did my man Num, my baby mammaThe typical groupie, she watch me go fromsquattin the hoopie, to clockin loochie and the prowlI see woman livin me coochie like, catch (catch)Go, go smoke-a-lot Rolex stretch in the crowd, grab a *****, eyThrow up your hands if you're H-O-supportThrow up your hands if you're going to court heyThe life that you live is long not short heyDig it, you catch a nigga like me smokin weedon the porch with your baby mamma(Chorus: Yukmouth)My baby mamma, why y'all be crazy dailyHit us up with drama, playin with babiesAnd tryin to break your player partnersWonder why we blaze weed daily smokin marijuana?Your baby mamma, YOUR MAMMA!Your baby mammaI know she freak nasty something like a black MadonnaTo get me back behind my backShe probably ***** my partnerbut you can have her player partnerYo, cause I forgot, my baby mamma (YOUR MAMMA!)(Numskull)My baby mamma, not dat, different from many same schemesTo conceive a nigga baby and basically ***** up everythingBring your whole castle to ruinsIf you don't see your baby in my presence then I'm suingI knew you was scandalous, man-less, but I took a chance thoughNow every time a nigga get paid, I see your hands hoe (ice that dough)You stick the D.A. on me, and even worse than thatyou got my little baby daughter thinkin daddy phonyBut will she grow up; you tell her your faulty talesWhen you took my essence, I check and spent all the mailI was in jail, you told lies to my mumScooped the next nigga and sucked him at the promNow I'm, going to court for welfare-back paymentsBecause I didn't keep receipts and bank statementsI got the lead on ya, you only daddy's little girlbecause I think your daddy's sweet on yaYour baby mamma(Chorus: Yukmouth)Why y'all be crazy dailyHit us up with drama, playin with babiesAnd tryin to break your player partnersWonder why we blaze weed and daily smokin marijuana?Your baby mamma, YOUR MAMMA!Your baby mammaI know she freak nasty something like a black MadonnaTo get me back behind my backShe probably ***** my partnerbut you can have her player partnerYo, cause I forgot, my baby mamma (YOUR MAMMA!)(Yukmouth)Your baby mamma's they come in all shapes and sizesWith little surprises in their belliesThey use it to buy Christelly Chanelle jelliesand ounces of smelly al-greenery, smokin out the whole sceneryMy baby mamma, the craziest bra since my wifeAt night, she the type to go sleep walkin with a knifelike Jason Nikitcha, tryin to slit ya wrist and the ***** wit'chaDid ya forget its been three years since I *****ed wit'cha (*****)Quit *****in' my high offQuit showin up at shows askin for dough *****in my life offListen my boss players' haters, let the playboysmoke-a-lot for nature, lace, modulate ya (hey)Tie you shoes on these down-home bluesOut of all the woman I chooseYour baby mamma look like boo-blehI got some top notches I know you do toBut nine times out of ten your baby mamma look like boo-boo nigga(Chorus: Yukmouth)My baby mamma, why y'all be crazy dailyHit us up with drama, playin with babiesAnd tryin to break your player partnersWonder why we blaze weed and daily smokin marijuana?Your baby mamma, YOUR MAMMA!Your baby mammaI know she freak nasty something like a black MadonnaTo get me back behind my backShe probably ***** my partnerbut you can have her player partnerYo, cause I forgot, my baby mamma (YOUR MAMMA!)(Outro: Yukmouth)Now who got the baby mamma's uh, uhNow sexy mamma's, mamma's, mamma'sNow who go the baby mamma's dig itHey, the classy mamma's, mamma'sHey, hey, the welfare mamma's, mamma'sHey, the section eight mamma's, mamma'sHey, hey, now who got the baby mamma's?Dig it, uh, done deal
