Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Castle Lyrics
[Hook]Unicorns and wizard sleevesHammer pants and make believePirate ships sailing off to seaWell you can party with me in myCastle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle[Verse 1]This is for the freaks and for my magiciansBooty clap and lap dancing techniciansDance parties in the name of Great BritainAnd American girls who love the Detroit PistonLike Dennis Rodman, I got a rod man (awww yeah!)Long wong-dong in a soft handAnd a ping-pong pink schlong, let’s all dance!From England to StockholmI’m wearing a cape just like a ponchoI got a cutey and I’m making a beat on her bootyLike I was at Bonnaroo beating up on a bongoI got a bottle of Martinelli’s and I’m dumpingIt on anybody that’s kicking it in the grottoAnd the name was keep tripping, like I’m in a castle***** your condo![Bridge]Unicorns and wizard sleevesHammer pants and make believePirate ships sailing off to sea[Hook]Unicorns and wizard sleevesHammer pants and make believePirate ships sailing off to seaWell you can party with me in myCastle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle[Verse 2]You like to party, I am a party-erYou like to wander, I am a wandererYour thighs are the closet to NarniaIs it cool if I go and get lost in that?I’m the lion, the witch in the wardrobeMassaging my lap, I have a sore boneOf course cold on the dance floorLike an Eskimo’s toes in the North PoleWith both toes poking out of two holesIn the Eskimo socks, I’m hotLike a cauldron from a warlockWearing sweatpants in a saunaWho’s your father? I’m notI’m mother*****in’ Raven Bowie and here’s my *****Rooster,*****-a-doodle-doo sirTake a hit of the hooka, now make it dropGirl’s booty was bigger than the stomach of Rick Ross’Holy mother mountain of tender tendin’ you get lost inBounce, bounce, that castle booty, that bottomMake it wobble, wobbly-wobble ’till my third leg has to hobbleYou don’t want to look back on this nightAnd think I should have been freaking on a bootyFreak-freaking on a booty[Hook]Unicorns and wizard sleevesHammer pants and make believePirate ships sailing off to seaWell you can party with me in myCastle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle[Interlude]This might be the best night that we have ever hadThat-that we have ever hadThat-that we have ever hadThat-that we have ever had togetherEh, mother*****in’ eh[Bridge]Have you ever killed a coyote in the middle of a partyIn the night, in the middle of a partyHave you ever killed a coyote in the middle of the nightIn the middle of a partyBrought it home and threw it on the carpetSit and kill a coyote, I’m starvingWho wants to eat a coyote?Who wants to eat a coyote?Who wants to eat a coyote?Bring my bagpipe, I grab my fluteCause drunk King John is still the lieuGet onto the pole in a birthday suit, our suitWith them Jay’s, King, and Prince’s pantsAnd Raven has whatever says[Hook]Unicorns and wizard sleevesHammer pants and make believePirate ships sailing off to seaWell you can party with me in myCastle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle
