Madness - Land Of Hope & Glory Lyrics
Uuhhhhhhhh whats the timeAttention!Raaaahhh....Bridges,Sharkey,Nutlee,Jackson,Thompson (mother!)Well as you can see weve got a new recruit to this land of hope and glory,Hands behind backs and legs apart and tell us all your unfortunate story...Who me guvYes you sahhhI was an innocent man till someone grassed me up a plan for earning a some big moneyIf I hadnt mouthed it about I am sure without doubt I d have missed this land of hope and gloryWell you poor poor sod,Here youre up at sharp at 6:30A cold shower, down to breakfast,Cant have you looking dirty,I suggest you eat whats given you,Even if it doesnt agree with you.Cos its all youll be getting up until 12:30In between this time you stay up in your room and you can dream about life and good thingsTwo years of me teenage lifeGiven to this stand to attention life of land of hope and gloryI get so bored as time goes by,I think ill do something dirty,I pick at the floor for juicy buttsAnd I make meself a smoke,A bog roll and envelope stickyAll this helps to pass my timeAs the evening drags on you can watch a bit of tellyOr gawp at pans people with their little bit of bellyWash yourself cold with the heat of yesterdayDont complain, learn the game and Ill get through another dayI watch the second hand on the clock at long last its 930Off to bed, straight to sleepAs I leave this land of hope and gloryBut only for a few seconds am I in exctasy before the bell rings to let me know,shop at 6:30
