Meat Loaf - Life Is A Lemon & I Want My Money Back Lyrics
I want my money backI want my money backIts all or nothingAnd nothings all I ever getEvery time I turn it onI burn it up and burn it outIts always somethingTheres always something going wrongThats the only guaranteeThats what this is all aboutIts a never ending attackEverythings a lie, and thats a factLife is a lemon and I want my money back!And all the moronsAnd all the stooges with their coinsTheyre the ones who make the rulesIts not a game - its just a routTheres desperationTheres desperation in the airIt leaves a stain on all your clothesAnd no detergant gets it outAnd were always slipping through the the cracksThen the movies over - fade to blackLife is a lemon and I want my money back!I want my money backI want my money backWhat about love?Its defective!Its always breaking in halfWhat about sex? !Its defective!Its never built to really lastWhat about your family?Its defective!All the batteries are shotWhat about your friends?Theyre defective!All the parts are out of stockWhat about hope?Its defective!Its corroded and decayedWhat about faith?Its defective!Its tattered and its frayedWhat about your gods?Theyre defective!They forgot the warrantyWhat about your town?Its defective!Its a dead end street to meWhat about your school?Its defective!Its a pack of useless liesWhat about your work?Its defective!Its a crock and then you dieWhat about your childhood?Its defective!Its dead and buried in the pastWhat about your future?Its defective!And you can shove it up your ass!!I want my money backI want my money backIts all or nothingAnd nothings all I ever getEvery time I turn it onI burn it up and burn it outIts a never ending attackEverythings a lie, and thats a factLife is a lemon and I want my money back!And were always slipping through the the cracksThen the movies over-fade to blackLife is a lemon and I want my money back!