Mechanical Cabaret - A Slapdash Affair Lyrics
I'm one disaster after anotherYou shouldn't let me meet your MotherLike poison I'm tastelessI'll corrupt you insidePress my flesh and you'll wish you had diedChorus:Why is my life such a Slapdash Affair?Badly put together without due careExamine it closely and it all falls apartI'm a car-crash victim But I'm proud of my scarsMy Hairstyle's a messI don't know how to dressI don't know what I like, so I just usually guessWho knows where I'm going?Or where I have been?Am I straight? Bi-Curious?Or Queer, like the Queen?I killed all my friends off but I never meant to, reallyI just get excited and act a bit sillyWhen I really, truly like someone I hold my breathAnd before I know it, 'oops'And I've hugged them to death...I did something good but it turned out badI tried to make you happy but I just made you sadI say something right but it comes out all wrongI'm trying to keep going but I'm not all that strongI made something pretty but it all fell apartWhen I get near the end I find myself at the startI try my hardest to smile but something's in the wayThere's something very wrong with myself today...
