Megan Slankard - Lady Is A Pirate Lyrics
On my kneesNot that you can help meI have changed a flat beforeAnd I have gotten dirtyI ain't no fakerI'm as sweet as I am rottenI might even laugh at myselfI have not forgottenThat I am king of under-a-dollar storesI know you've seen it all beforeBut I know it by heartAnd I live in—not in a trailer parkBut in a caboose in the backyardI am a bandit, I don't think you want meJust add a pirate to a ladyI am a bandit, I don't think you need meJust add a jester to a gypsyDon't try to make me differentOr find what makes me tickLast person tried to change meI still taste it in my spitSun dips in a cool breezeSweat drips from your noseYou think I'm full blooded crazyFrom my head down to my toesI am king of losing coins in slot machinesBut I will live until it kills meAnd I live in timid smiles and bold dreamsAnd I will cry until I bleedI am a bandit, I don't think you want meJust add a pirate to a ladyI am a bandit, I don't think you need meYou just give independence to a babyAnd I am king of enduring everlasting nightsOf losing sleep by winning these fightsAnd receiving only dirtAnd I give crooked smilesTo the never ending searchI'm made of mud,I need someone that is made of earth'Cause I am a bandit
