Mentors - Couch Test Casting Lyrics
I'm couch test casting in HollywoodCouch test casting makes me feel so goodMy luck with women is ever lastingOn my office couch,I'm always castingYou wanna come to Hollywood and be a starHave sex with me and you'll go real farThe office is open from 8 to 4Don't care if you can act cause you're just a whoreThere was a woman from North Carolina off the busShe kicked me down her body without a fussThe next girl came all the way from New York CityShe gave me a lay and let me suck her tittyYou wanna come to Hollywood and be a starHave sex with me and you'll go real farTake acting lessons and modeling classIt don't matter,I'll be messin' with your assThe next girl was 9 and needed protectionI got bold and I got an erectionSo all you chicks,if you wanna go farYou gotta have sex with me if you wanna be a starYou wanna come to Hollywood and be a starHave sex with me and you'll go real farLying on your back you say you can actYou're just a slut and that's a factCouch test casting ih HollywoodMakes me feel so nasty and makes me feel so goodAnd when I'm through with you babyThere's a street pump waiting just for you yeah!You wanna come to hollywood and be a starHave sex with me and you'll go real farMy office is open from 8 to 4I don't care if you can act cause you're just a whore
