Miranda Lambert - Gravity Is A B**ch Lyrics
You spend your twenties feelingThat you're walking on the ceilingAnd you party like you're eight feet tallYou say working's for the birdsChasing dreams and mini skirtsFrom here, everything seems smallThen thirties come aroundAnd you finally feel the groundLook around, and maybe start planningFor what the future holdsAnd though you're far from oldYou moisturize and spend less time tanningYou're hanging over, but you're hanging inYou're starting to look like all of your friendsConversations turning from rock 'n' rollTo kids and politics and how much money you oweGot bags under your eyesBigger hips and bigger thighsYou got places that you can't even itchYou can nip it, tuck it, squeeze itBut you're never gonna beat it'Cause gravity's a *****Forty's kind of boringAnd you spend your time ignoringThe things you don't see so clearYour reflection in the glassIs gonna knock you on your assYou wonder how the hell it'd get down hereYou're happy in your fiftiesThough things are kind of shiftyAt sixty, you'll find peace of mindGo to bed at eight o' clockAnd comb your hair if you've still got it'Cause you're almost at the finish lineYou're hanging over, but you're hanging inYou're starting to look like all of your friendsConversations turning from rock 'n' rollTo kids and politics and how much money you oweGot bags under your eyesBigger hips and bigger thighsYou got places that you can't even itchYou can nip it, tuck it, squeeze itBut you're never gonna beat it'Cause gravity's a *****Yeah, gravity's a *****I'm here to tell yaGravity... is a *****
