Miranda Lambert - Two Rings Shy Lyrics
I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clownAin't gonna paint this pretty face, like you paint the townI ain't wastin' good mascara, just to watch it runnin' downI ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clownI could spend an hour on my makeup and my hairShoes to tall, dress to small, and lacy underwearGo down to the bar, and buy myself a drinkDang they're all perfect, like a puppet on a stringI ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clownAin't gonna paint this pretty face, like you paint the townI ain't wastin good mascara, just to watch it runnin' downI ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clownYou got girls that sing and dance, I hear ones an acrobat,You got 'em swinging from the chandelier, well honey I don't swing like thatThe main attraction's leaving, let the side show pay the rentTake this diamond back and you'll be two rings shy of the big top tentI ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clownAin't gonna paint this pretty face, like you paint the townI ain't wastin' good mascara, just to watch it runnin' downI ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clownI ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clownTiptoe 'cross the type-rope, till you turn me upside downcut the cable, pull the net, just to let me hit the groundI ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown
