Mothers Of Invention - Agency Man Lyrics
Sell us a president, agency manSmiling Big Brother, stern father perhapsSell us a president, agency manA gay smiling nothing we know never crapsLet's try California(Pay us first before we do it!)We'll get a smiling NaziAnd march him right on through itRent a babyKiss a babyLadies in for teaAnd here's a bunch of speechesWe'll toss them in for freeSell us a president, agency manSmiling Big Brother, stern father perhapsSell us a president, agency manA gay smiling nothing we know never crapsWe'll sell him in the moviesOn the tube throughout the yearWe'll sell him by the bucketsTo the Okies drinking beerWe'll teach him how to walk and talkWe'll putty up his chinWe'll print his picture everywhereOf course the SCHMUCK will winFrom the heart of old Death ValleyTo the ruling of our landA simple trick, you simple pigsJust the way we planned