Mothers Of Invention - Help, I'm A Rock Lyrics
Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock!AhahahahahahaaaHelp I'm a rock, help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock!Somebody, please, please!Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock...Wow man, it's a drag being a rockHelp I'm a rock...I wish I was anything but a rockHeck, I'd even like to be a policemanHey, you know what, you know maybe if I practiced, you knowMaybe if I passed my driving testI could get a gig drivin' that bus and pick some freaks upIn front of Ben Franks, right!Help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop!(Help I'm a rock...), help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop!It's a drag being a cop, I think I'd rather be the mayorAlways wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up, you knowAlways wondered whether or not, whether or not I could make it,You know, in society, because,You know, it's a drag when you're rejectedSo I tore the cover off a book of matches and I sent inAnd I got this letter back that said, UHU, AHA