Mothers Of Invention - Uncle Meat Film Excerpt, Pt 2 Lyrics
0:00Phyllis: I used to watch him eat, and while he was eating I would talk to him, and while he was eating I would ask him what he was doing, and all he would say was, "I'm using the chicken to measure it." Till this day I still don't know what he was talking about! That Minnesota Tishman, he was some guy, but I still never understood what he meant. The chicken to measure it, I don't know, probably some secret thing.Phyllis: "I'm getting hot. You're really good at those dials, baby. You're the most manipulating person I've ever seen. What's he eating? Is he turning into a monster? Frank: But you're just making things out of it. Don: Put it in your mouth then your eyes. Frank: You're getting hot, come on! The last that . . . " I don't like this page, it's not so funny . . .FZ: What's the difference?Phyllis: I don't like this page, it's not so funny. "Oh, this gets me hot! Oh, this gets me hot! Will get hot, I can get hot over it. Get hot over the hamburger, I can get it, you're getting hot, oh, am I hot over this hamburger! Think am I hot, for a hundred dollars you're getting hot, oh, am I hot, I'm so hot, I'm so hot from this hamburger, I'm hot."1:08Phyllis: Well, I'll just continue on with my work, I can't be thinking about such things, gets me too confused. I think I need a shower, I'm tired, I'm hot, the room air-conditioning is not working. If you don't pay the bills, how does the air-conditioning gonna work? I'm going.Massimo: And now, dear friends, we are going to translate. This is my left hand.Phyllis: This is . . .Meredith: Violence!Stumuk: This is my left hand, non?Meredith: Violence! Ooh, I just, ooh!Guy From Alabama: You have an orgasm?Aynsley: No, but it just feels good!Guy From Alabama: Can I watch?Don: That's what we need, progress!Aynsley: Actually I think that's uh, that's cool.Guy From Alabama: Get the girl here in the red.Aynsley: Yeah.Massimo: Repeat after me: Questa è la mia mano destraStumuk: Questa e mia mano destraDon: Progress!Phyllis: Where's the prostate gland?Massimo: Look out!Don: Progress is our most important product.Massimo: Guardalo che mangia! E mentre sta mangiando parlami mentre mangi. E chiedimi cosa sta facendo.Stumuk: Parle mi.Massimo: Che cosa sta facendo? Sta mangiando. Adesso chiedimi cosa sta facendo. Sta mangiandoStumuk: Guarda sta fachendo!Massimo: Ma non lo posso fare.Stumuk: Sta mangiando!Massimo: Me ne devo andare.Stumuk: Mene debo ndare!Massimo: Devo tornare.Stumuk: Dere tocnare!Massimo: Era un senatore a trentasette anni.Stumuk: Era un senatore de setreste año.2:26Guy From Alabama: What band being you playing in?Aynsley: I played in a blues band.Guy From Alabama: Blues band, so do I!Aynsley: Blues.Guy From Alabama: Blues!Aynsley: Blues avant-garde, you know?Guy From Alabama: Yeah, I know what you mean.Massimo: And this is my last single.Phyllis: Oh, what is he doing? You still carrying on with that song? It's the same thing? I can't, I can't do it anymore. I'm going to make these louder so I don't have to hear about him. Forget the past!Don: I'm sure that it's going to be a hit single.Phyllis: We're coming to the beginning of a new era, wherein the development of the inner self. But you, what do you do? You watch television and you play with "The Bun," driving me crazy. Leave me alone.Stumuk: But this is twelve years later.Phyllis: I know.Stumuk: Have a new "Bun."Phyllis: I know.Stumuk: A better "Bun."Phyllis: What kind of new "Bun"? You . . .Stumuk: A brown "Bun."Phyllis: Every year you tell me is a new "Bun," I'm tired of this. I'm gonna, I'm gonna give it all up, I'm gonna go back to New York, I'm tired of you already. Finish! I can't. No, no, no, no. Go! Can you stop me?FZ: I wanna do another take of the same situation from the other side.Carl: Let me go on the other side.FZ: And Mr. Tishman, it's, you've gotta find . . .Phyllis: When I remember this . . .FZ: YeahCarl: Let me just see uh, "Bun."FZ: Minnesota Tishman.Phyllis: Right here.Carl: Uh, give me the, give me . . . first . . .Phyllis: I remember that guy . . .FZ: Isn't he handsome?Phyllis: Yeah.FZ: He was using the chicken to measure it.Haskell Wexler: Can I stop now, Frank?FZ: Sure.Haskell Wexler: Okay, cut the cam.
