Musicals - Sunset Boulevard - Let's Have Lunch Lyrics
JOEHi there, MyronMYRONHow's it hanging?JOEI've got a date with SheldrakeMYRONI'm shooting a Western down at FoxJOEHow can you work with Darryl?MYRONWe should talkJOEGotta runBOTHLet's have lunchMARYHi, Mr. GillisJOEYou look great!MARYI'm up for an auditionJOESheldrake is driving me insaneMARYDon't forget me when you're castingJOEWe should talkMARYGotta runBOTHLet's have lunchJOE MARYMorning, Joanna Hi there, MyronJOANNA MYRONWho are you meeting? You look greatJOE MARYSheldrake, but do I need it? I've spent the last month fastingJOANNA MYRONI'm handing in my second draft I'm shooting a Western down at FoxJOE MARYI'd really love to read it Don't forget me when you're castingJOANNA MYRONWe should talk We should talkJOE MARYGotta run Gotta runBOTH BOTHLet's have lunch Let's have lunchJOEYeah, I have an appointment with Mr. Sheldrake.JONESName?JOEGillis. Joseph Gillis.JONESAll right, sir, you know your way?JOEYeah.1ST FINANCEMANWe want the keys to your car2ND FINANCEMANYou're way behind with the payments1ST FINANCEMANDon't give us any fancy footwork...2ND FINANCEMANGive us the keys.JOEI only wish I could helpI loaned it to my accountantHe has an important client down in Palm SpringsFelt like shooting the breeze1ST FINANCEMANAre you telling us you walked here?JOEI believe in self-denialI'm in training for the priesthood2ND FINANCEMANO.K., wise guy, three hundred bucks.1ST FINANCEMANOr we're taking the car.2ND FINANCEMANWe have a court order.JOEI love it when you talk dirty.SAMMYBless you, JosephJOEThat you, Sammy?SAMMYHow do you like my harem?JOEHow come you get such lousy breaks?SAMMYOne learns to grin and bear 'emGIRLSThis is the biggest film ever made.JOEWhat're you playing?ANITATemple virginDAWNHandmaiden to DelilahJOELet's have lunchGotta runYou've got to find me a jobI'm way behind with my paymentsI thought you were meant to be my agentI need some workMORINOI only wish I could helpThis town is dead at the momentThere's been this slowdown in production...JOEWho is this jerk?MORINOHe's my wunderkid from BroadwayEvery major studio wants himYOUNGER MANPlaying one against the other...JOEWhat I need is three hundred bucksMORINOMaybe what you need is a new agent.JOEHello, ArtieARTIEJoe, you bastard!JOEYou never call me any moreARTIEFound a cuter dancing partnerHow are things?JOENot so greatARTIEWill this help?Twenty bucks?JOEThanks, you're a pal.ALLGood morning, Mr. DeMille.MYRONGood morning, C.B.SHELDRAKEThis is SheldrakeBring some waterGet me that shithead NolanNolan, sweetheartGreat to talkThis draft is so much brighterYou're the bestEven soI've hired another writerSECRETARYMr. Gillis.SHELDRAKEJoe! What the ***** brings you here?JOEYou wanted to see me.SHELDRAKEI did? What about?JOE"Bases Loaded." It's an outline for a baseball picture.SHELDRAKESo, pitch.JOEIt's about a rookie shortstop. He's batting .347.The kid was once mixed up in a holdup. Now he's trying to go straight.SHELDRAKEWait a minute. Wait a minute. I think I have read this.Somebody, bring in what we've got on...JOE"Bases Loaded."SHELDRAKE..."Bases Loaded."JOEThey're pretty hot for it over at Twentieth.SHELDRAKEGood!JOEBut can you see Ty Power as a shortstop?ENSEMBLELet's have lunchBETTYHere's that "Bases Loaded" materical, Mr. Sheldrake.I made a two-page synopsis for you, but I wouldn't bother to read it.SHELDRAKEWhy not?BETTYIt's just a rehash of something that wasn't very good to begin with.SHELDRAKEMeet Mr. Gillis. He wrote it.ENSEMBLEWe should talkSHELDRAKEThis is Miss Kramer.BETTYSchaefer. Betty Schaefer. And right now, I'd like to crawl into a hole and pull it in after me.JOEIf I could be of any help...BETTYI'm sorry, Mr. Gillis, I couldn't see the point of it.JOEWhat sort of material do you suggest? James Joyce? Dostoyevsky?BETTYI think pictures should at least try to say a little something.JOEI see you're one of the message kids.I expect you'd have turned down "Gone With the Wind".SHELDRAKENo, that was me.ENSEMBLEGotta runBETTYAnd I guess I was disappointed.I've read some of your other work and I thought you had some real talent.JOEYeah, that was last year. This year I felt like eating.BETTYWell, I'm sorry, Mr. Gillis.SHELDRAKEThank you, Miss Kramer.Well, looks like Zanuck's got himself a baseball picture.ENSEMBLEWe should talkGotta runLet's have lunchJOEYou've got to give me some workI'll take whatever's on offerThere must be some shit that needs a rewriteThrow it my waySHELDRAKEI only wish I could helpThere's no spare shit at the momentRemember the greatest writers starved in GarretsDidn't care about payJOEAre you trying to be funny?SHELDRAKEI believe in self-denialGives a man some moral backboneJOECan you loan me three hundred bucks?SHELDRAKEI'm sorry, Gillis. Good-bye.JOEI just love Hollywood.MYRONMorning, Joanna CLIFFWhere've you been hiding? SAMMYHi there, Lisa MYRONHow're you doing? KATHERINEI hate this weather CLIFFYou look great LIZRKO are O.K.!MARYWhat're you doing? JOANNAYou look great GIRLSThis is the biggest film ever made CLIFFI'm trying to make my mind up MARYGuess I was born to play her DAWNWhat is my motivation?JOANNAYou look great SAMMYThey're talking nominations LIZYou should go work for Warners' MYRONIs your new script with Sheldrake? MORINOI'm very close to Sheldrake ARTIEWe shoot next monthSAMMY, SANDY, ARTIE, MORINO, MYRONGotta runJOHNLet's drive to Vegas this weekendKATHERINE, JOANNALet's have lunchANITAYou look great JOANNAI'm handing in my second draft MARYIt's between me and Dietrich KATHERINEI've landed a big Broadway show ADAMI'm gonna work for Metro CLIFFLet's have lunch MARYLet's have lunchGIRLSLet's have lunch, this is the biggest film ever made MYRONI'd really love to read it CLIFFI'd know just how to light you JOHNLet's have lunch JOHN/LISAIt won't work MORINOLet's pencil Thursday morningGROUP 1We should talkGROUP 2Gotta runCHORUSLet's have lunch!Hi, good morning. Aren't we lucky?Going to work with CukorParamount is paradiseMovies from A to ZukorWe should talk, gotta runGROUP 1Let's have lunchGROUP 2We should talkGROUP 1Gotta runGROUP 2Gotta runALLLet's have lunch!Last Update: December, 24th 2013
