Mystikal - ***** Crook Lyrics
[Officer] Callin all cars, callin all cars Be on the look out for a ***** vandalism. Over A ***** bandit Suspect is known in many states for dickin yo woman. Over He is dangerous, be on the look out [Mystikal] I knock the mutha*****in ***** off the hook Huh, I take the face off the rapper *****in with the punch master The tight line sharp shooter, the handsome assassin Cuss word expert You don't know nothing bout this Come on mamma and get cha something braid it up pimpin I make a shy cryin ***** start swimming Take it off Put cha legs up, see if I can touch the kitty ***** it ***** it suck it 200 dollars, ***** that ain't nothing (hurry up and buy) Show me what cha working wit But if ya ***** smellin shrimpy Ho, get yo *****in shirt and shit Somebody better stop her, she runnin round this ***** ha ***** smellin like Red Lobster That's the type of ***** ya don't touch Some hoes you can look at but the rest don't *****! [Hook] Dick don't fail me now (huh huh) I knock the coochie lining out (thas right) If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it) They call me the ***** crook (give it up) Dick don't fail me now (huh huh) I knock the coochie lining out (thas right) If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it) They call me the ***** crook (break ya self) [Verse 2] Somebody tell me the woman complaining talking bout I'm too sexual But leave me alone with her, betcha I could sex the hoe ***** you like I ate my vegetables Knock it down for an hour and a half and still got dick left the door The MAN RIGHT CHEA!!!! ***** you on the floor and still shake the chandelier I got it caught again somewhere Stop that *****in runnin and bring that ass over here ***** touch yo toes Touch that wall work that pole What you doin after 2 AM? In the Horetel Gotta give ya whatcha came for Waste hittin wash it off then face hittin manojetwas I stay getting If you can't work it then don't flirt If you got them little bitty titties don't raise yo shirt I sort em out and some ain't stayin Take them *****in thongs off Don't here wit no plan I cut cha up when I'm climmin on ya Throw it at cha like I'm a phenomenon [Hook] Dick don't fail me now (huh huh) I knock the coochie lining out (thas right) If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it) They call me the ***** crook (give it up) Dick don't fail me now (huh huh) I knock the coochie lining out (thas right) If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it) They call me the ***** crook (break ya self) [Verse 3] What the ***** you mean yo period done you can't gimme no lovin? Shit, it's time for Funky fire boo hole pluggin She said "I never done that stuff" I said " Well let me talk you through it, get the KY jelly" Put a hump in yo back baby quit movin yo leg get loose and relax lady She was actin all timid But the next thing you know she was humpin back wit me I was all the way up in that ass I was hard like a horse she still wanted to do it fast 2 hours and no part still talking bout "DON'T STOP OHHH LORD" [Hook: (repeat 2x)] Dick don't fail me now (huh huh) I knock the coochie lining out (thas right If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it) They call me the ***** crook (give it up) Dick don't fail me now (huh huh) I knock the coochie lining out (thas right) If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it) They call me the ***** crook (break ya self) [Officer] Callin all cars, callin all cars, suspect last seen headed east on I10 toward New Orleans. Over Be advised he is armed with dick, and striking good looks. Over The suspect is in a big truck excursion or escalade or something shit he is in a big truck. Be on the look out leave all ***** inside [Mystikal] Gimmie this mother*****in money. Yall mother*****ers ain't go never catch me The only thing yall gone catch is this DICK!! You mother*****er This a mother*****in nother KLC SMASH!! You mother*****er Mystikal medicine Man Big truck nigga. Over.
