N.W.A. - Fat Girl Lyrics
[fat girl!][youre a fat girl][fat...fat...fat fat fat fat girl] (repeat 2x)(its funky fresh eazy e) new kid on tha blockAnd already got a fat girl on my jockNow my storys kinda simple, so please take it simpleAs I tell you a tale bout this big fat pimpleI was chillin on the ave, drinkin some boozeSaw a fatty comin my way, so what was I to do?I busted a u, went tha other way againBut forgot that tha avenue was a dead endI turned around, here she came, stride for strideFunky fat like that, bout two thirty-fiveStampede was rushin, I double lookedAnd she had more chins than a chinese phonebookFive four three ugly as can be, she said[ron-de-vu]Hello eazy e. do you remember me? (I said no)Huhu yes you do sugaMy name is bertha but you can call me boogaRemember the time when you were drunk at a partyWe was slow dancin, give ya all this body[eazy-e]When she said that she loved me, I was in shockOh my God got a fat girl on my jock[chorus:][i got a fat girl on my jock] [fat girl] [got a fat girl on my jock]She gave me tha grin, I showed tha frownAnd with a bare hug picked me off tha groundSqueezion me tight, atttempted to bug meGrabbed me by tha rear, said [love me, hug me!]I was hell, victim of a scandalCoz this girls too much for e to handleBroke tha bees grip, started to runBack to tha crib, grabbed tha elephant gunShes grubbin, thighs rubbin in a hot pursuitI loaded up tha gun bout ready to shootShe kept on comin because of addictionLegs on fire because of frictionMy gun broke, now I was doomedDropped tha double barrel, grabbed tha harpoonAs I swung, tha fat girl fellLyin on tha ave just like a beach whaleThats tha story, its quite illAnd all fat girls yall besta chillAll overweight freaks stay off my blockCause its eerie to have a fat girl on your jock[chorus]
