Negativland - Announcement Lyrics
Naah, I don't like that. (Well, try just putting a, even if it takes a hair more time,putting a little bit more....little rise thing on your exit.) (Track 13....) This announcement from the producers of this record containsimportant information for radio program directors, and is not for broadcast. The first cut on this record has been cross-format-focused forairplay success. As you well know, a record must break on radio in order toactually provide a living for the artists involved. Up until now, you'vehad to make these record-breaking decisions on your own, relying only onperplexing intangibilities like taste and intuition. But now, there's a better way. The cut that follows is the product of newly-developedcompositional techniques, based on state-of-the-art marketing analysistechnology. This cut has been analytically designed to break on radio. Andit will, sooner or later. For the station that breaks it first, the benefits are obvious. Youlead the pack. Yes, no matter what share of this crazy market you dobusiness in, no other release is going to satisfy your corporation'scurrent idea of good radio like this one. On this cut, we're workingtogether, on the same wavelength, in scientific harmony. But remember, this cut is constructed for multi-market-breakingNOW. Don't waste valuable research with needless delay. We've done the hardwork of insuring your success; the final step is up to you. SPECIAL DESIGNER SONG FOLLOWS IN 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1
