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Nerf Herder - 5000 Ways To Die Lyrics

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  • There must be 5000 ways to die
  • and each one is the same way if you try
  • your friends all stand around while they dump you in the ground
  • and the people who loved you will ask why?
  • o why? o why? ooo why?
  • and the bastard you hated the most
  • will stand up and give you a toast
  • he'll say we were such good friends
  • especially near the end
  • and he'll feel up your girl friend in front of your ghost
  • so get in your car and drive real fast
  • up in the end with a shot gun blast
  • take a bath with a clock radio
  • vodka valium overdose
  • have you ever tried?
  • there must be 5000 ways to die
  • and if your very lucky
  • you'll get ur picture in the paper on page 3
  • 25 words will sumerize how you spent your whole damn life
  • one day on that page
  • next day into the hamster cage(get it)
  • so get in your car and drive real fast
  • up in the end with a shot gun blast
  • take a bath with a clock radio
  • vodka valium overdose
  • all the glamour can be yours with an loaded 11-44
  • have you ever tried?
  • there must be 5000 ways to die

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