Nerf Herder - For You Lyrics
I would hire the A-TeamAnd I'd crash the General LeeI'd make *****tails like Tom CruiseAnd I'd rollerblade with Corey Feldman for youI'd do anything for youJust about anything for youI'd do anything for you, for youI'd sing the whole soundtrack to XanaduI'd dance like Kevin Bacon in FootlooseI'd catch Pac-Man fever tooI'd lose a case on The People's Court for youI'd do anything for youJust about anything for youI'd do anything for you, for youAnd I'd bid too high on The Price Is RightAnd I'd sweat to the oldies all nightI'd be depressed like MorrisseyAnd slayed by Buffy every weekI would do anything for youI would fight the Karate KidAnd I would get arrested on CHiPsAnd I'd get a Michael Bolton tattooAnd I'd change my name to Kenny G for youI'd do anything for youJust about anything for youI'd do anything for you, for you