Nerf Herder - High School Lyrics
Don't bother going to classCuz nobody cares if you cutAnd its not smart to experimentWith ben gay on your nutsIf you ask her out and she says maybeWhat she really means is no wayAnd if you try jerking off behind the back stopThe team will be playing that day (oh God)These are the things I wish I knewThere are the things I wish I knew in highschoolYeah, these are the things, I wish I knew in highschoolDon't call the head jock a fag, even if it's trueAnd don't hold out for that one special girlCuz she'll never have sex with you (get laid)These are the things I wish I knewThere are the things I wish I knew in highschoolYeah, these are the things, I wish I knew in highschoolDon't let 'em see you crying, no matter how it hurtsNobody ever got laid, cuz they were wearing a rush t-shirt (noo)These are the things I wish I knewThere are the things I wish I knew in highschoolYeah, these are the things, I wish I knew in highschool
