Nerf Herder - I Know What You're Getting For Christmas Lyrics
Hey kids, do you know what you're getting for christmas this year?(No...)Well lemme tell you about it!For little Johnny there'll be video games underneath the treeAnd Sally in Ohio will get Malibu BarbieFor little Elmer Johnson, old socks that smell like peeI know what you're getting for ChristmasFor the homeless in the street, there'll be tin cans and rainFor the plumber in his saggy pants, another clogged up drainFor the millionaire in the mansion, more money and cocaine!I know what you're getting for ChristmasSinging Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. Fa la.I know what you're getting for ChristmasFor the ladies: A new perfume, with the same old smellAnd for the TV Preacher, more Jesus to sellHow about a new Burrito from Taco Bell?I know what you're getting for ChristmasSinging Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. Fa la .Fa la. Fa la.I know what you're getting for ChristmasFor the drunkard in the bar, another glass of boozeFor the gambler in Las Vegas, another hand to loseFor the grammar school nerd, another bully to fightFor the lonely and disheartened, another endless nightAnd all the pretty girls will get another kissI know. I knowI know what you're getting for christmas
