Nerf Herder - I Only Eat Candy Lyrics
AHHHHHHHI, I don't killAnd I don't murderOr manufacture atomoic weapons.And I, don't eat meatAnd I, don't eat vegetablesN-n-no!Cause I only eat candyO-O-OI only eat sweetsYa I only eat candy, my friendO-O-OYa I, I only eat candy.And I, I don't believeNo I don't believe in your corney old cheesesAnd I don't worship SatanNo, not like Charlie and SteveN-n-no.Cause I only eat candyO-O-OI only eat sweetsYa I only eat candy my friendYa I, I only eat candyYAI'm ANGRY[random kid sings strangely]AaAaHCause I only eat candyO-O-OI only eat sweetsYes, I only eat candy my good friendO I, I only eat candyYa.The longest, line