Nerf Herder - Pervert Lyrics
When you met me at the party, you thought I was a nice guyBut you didn't have a clue at what was going on insideI ordered you a drink and asked you for a danceBut all I really wanted was to smell your underpantsI'm a pervert, a pervertCan't change the way I amI'm a pervert, a pervertDon't wanna shake my handThat night you asked me over to watch Hollywood SquaresYou left me in your room I left a stain on your teddy bearCan you see it in my eyes? Can you see it in my smile?Can you see that I imagine you do it doggy style?I'm a pervert, a pervertI've got sweaty palmsI'm a pervert, a pervertIt just goes on and onOn and onYou called me on the phone, you said you wanted to talkBut how could you have known what I was doing with my sock?So you wanna be my girlfriend? Will you love me anymore,When you catch me with a polaroid outside your bathroom door