Nine Pound Hammer - Drive-in Lyrics
Couldn't find a girlCouldn't start a fightWound up at the drive-inOn a Saturday nightNot enough money for the boys to get drunkHad to flip a coinTo see who'd hide in the trunkSpend all week listening to the teacherWind up at a sex romp double featureDon't seem fair, don't seem rightStuck at the drive-in on a Saturday nightWell me and the boys gonna try our handPicking up girls at the concession standHey there pretty baby, by the popcorn standYou're prettier than the actress on the 50 foot screenMe and the boys traveled farSome "OFF" and blankets back at the carYour mommy ain't hereSo it's all rightStuck at the drive-in on a Saturday night!Well me and the boys done all right so farSome cuties and french fries back at the carThe lights went off and the movie came onIt was "The ***** Nurses that Ate Saigon"Sherri called it dirtyMary called it pornBut when it broke in the middle,They honked the hornDuring intermission, we turned it down low,And danced on the hood to the radioSecond feature startedWe were long goneTook 'em home, said,"good-nightMeet you at the drive-in next Saturday night"
