Nirvana - Floyd The Barber (KAOS-FM Radio Apr 87) Lyrics
Bell On Door Ring (Clang), Come On InFloyd observes my hairy chinSit down in the chair don't be afraidSteaming hot towel on my faceI was shavedI was shamedI was shavedBarney ties me to the chairI can't see I'm really scaredFloyd breathes hard, I hear a zipPee-Pee pressed against my lipsI was shavedI was shamedI was shavedI sense others in the roomOpie, Aunt Bea I presumeThey take turns and cut me upI die smothered in Aunt Bee's muff...I was shamedI was shamedI was shaved