Odd Future - Pimp Slap Lyrics
[Verse 1]My window is a book and I'm a *****in' crookStealin' phones to call home but the line is off the hookAnd if my mother answer, I'll ask herWhat she wants on 25th because I'm chillin' with PrancerRudolph, Adolf, HitlerRollin' with nineteen 88's like it's 1988But my speakers are bleedin', the doctor's in uniform***** cars I have a damn unicornThat flies me to places, with spaceships, that don't need moneyWhere I can free at hand, eat candy with Easter bunniesWhere donuts equal water, inhalers and mushroomsAnd we don't have cars, we have balloons and we zoom throughSound and the bass is astoundin'The snare plays square no roundin'Major ninth chords tower synth like it's Yao MingKobe, imaginary friends, ***** homies (They don't know me)The tooth fairy blow me, swallow don't shit thisWith my Donald Trump hair piece you're an apprenticeYou're fired and tired, you can't stay up like a limp dickIf you think you can spit then I am the *****in' dentistMy visions that I record, the instruments I adoreThe happiness that I hoard (can't be bought) at liquor storesYou faggots can buy chains but Utopia can't affordAnd they sore on hatin' reality that I ignoreYou can try to walk inside my brain but I close the door***** dogs, I roll around with my pet dinosaurYeah, Hodgy Beats (Drop it)[Verse 2]***** dogs, walk around with a pet dinosaurWing flaps on the back of my pet rhinosaurGold chains, 24, niggas must be shinin' moreThe money gets closer when you seem to be grindin' moreAnd it feels better than a tongue-kissCarbonated with the flow, orange-flavored SunkistWe musically grow unto the world like a fungusAmongst this, playin' the piano like a trumpetLittle guy, but his words sound so humongousEat 'til you obese, arteries clot, need lungesMellowHype from Ralph Lauren to the HundredsMy crew cliqued up like Brady Bunch isThe captain that crunches, invitin' you to lunchesMy nutrition have robots malfunctionI suggest you stay away from the factoryMy breath chemical, I don't know how you'll react to meIt's a dog-eat-dog world so I double doggy dare itHold it in my hand as I stare itDown, like a magnifyin' glass to a diamond with a karatI read through niggas that bluff like a tarotThey copy my actions, I call them fools parrotsI'm the pyro with one eyelid that wearethLong hair for wisdom while ***** mades nair itI don't care if the heat I throw is unbearableJust know, it's shareable, and there I go, where I goI don't know, obviously I disappearClose your eyes *****, I'm all in your earI have your hearts as if I stabbed it with a spearAnd wrote my flows with your blood smearsIf you can't see a legend, I'mma make it clear: nigga I'm right here[Outro]Golden grill, Cadillac Deville (Drop it) nigga we pimpGrill golden, chain frozen, we pimp, we pimp, we pimp