Offspring - Disclaimer Lyrics
Ladies and gentlemenWelcome to the disclaimerThats right, the disclaimerThis american apple pie institutionKnown as parental discretionWill cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasmFrom the lyrics that might actually make you thinkAnd will also insult your intelligence at the same timeSo protect your family.This album contains explicit depictionsOf things which are real.These real things are commonly known as life.So, if it sounds sarcastic, dont take it seriously.If it sounds dangerous,Do not try this at home or at all.And if it offends you, just dont listen to it.