Oingo Boingo - Piggies Lyrics
Piggy met baby in a disco barBaby said, what a cute little piggy you areWhen he took one look at her rocket titsHe smiled real wide and said baby, youre itPiggy said baby wont you come with meMy little place is three steps awayPiggy gonna take us both to paradiseHe said come on little baby, wont you please be niceSo piggy and baby sauntered into his cribSaid, here it is baby, this is where I liveWont you take a load off, can I fix you a drinkBaby turned real slowly and said, piggy you stinkPiggy said baby, do you have a smoke?Baby said no, she was tryin to quitPiggy was speechless for a couple of beatsWhen his jaw dropped open and he said... shitNow piggy and baby had some swingin timesAnd though piggy was stupid,Baby sure didnt mindBaby said, lets go straight to the starsAnd piggy saidHuh? .... whateverBaby and piggy took a walk in the parkIt seems that piggy was in kind of a fixHe owed seven bills to a couple of sharksWho were gettin kind of itchy in their finger-tipsSo they figured it was best to clear out for a whilePiggy had lots of friends, or so he would boastAnd his little piggy habit was kind of out of controlSo they packed up his lincoln, and head for the coastBaby started smokin again on the wayPiggys little habit was making him sweatSo they stopped off in vegas for a couple of daysTo scam some cash up and make a few betsThey went and shacked up in a place on the stripPiggy made some calls and baby got sickBaby turned to piggy with a desparate pleaCmon piggy, you know what we needBut the problem, you see, was that they were broke as shitSo piggy asked baby if shed turn a few tricksShe argued at first, but she finally agreedWith a couple of shiners, she hit the streetNow piggy felt good, and piggy felt meanAnd piggy was high on his self esteemSo he pulled out his piece, in front of a copBut the cop said ***** you and piggy got popped
