Optimus Rhyme - Obey the Moderator Lyrics
Hey, listen up newbie, we gotta get a few things straightWho these people are, that can waitThis is my board, my world, my spaceI wrote every rule, you gotta read 'em, OK?Cool, I guess that's it man, we’re straightAnd if you need something I'll be up kinda lateLike two, see that's when it gets badPeople start flaming and everybody's madThat's when I gotta bust out the banTrust me man, some of these people just can't stand one anotherSo I gotta cover up a scandalNah, dude, I can't let you know my AIM handleDrop it, I’ll grab your IP and block itIf you can't stay on topic, you got it?If I wanna lock it there's no way you can stop meConfident, *****y, the cubicle jockeyConfident, *****y, the cubicle jockeyConfident, *****y, the cubicle jockeyObey the moderator, create a state of calmScan sentences and announce who's wrongYou are the troller, one week banI know your other screen name manObey the moderator, I cater to the regsHook 'em up with handles and float all the threadsYou are the liar, permanent banI'll nullify your password man[Why don't you tell 'em about your sig, kid][Yeah yeah, tell 'em about your sig!]My sig's kinda big but it's tastefulMight blink a bit, 80 K, there's no way that I be wastefulPeople get hateful, but hey, it ain't new to meIt can get crazy in this communityDude, you gotta unlock your capsNever argue; I'd better walk with you straight to the FAQsEven then they never relax, it's all grudgesFrom six months back, still nobody budgesThe worst? Hackers, scum of the earthAttack us and laugh as we back up with workBut whatever, I got an upgrade up my sleeveTrade off sleep for new securityIt's part of the job I don't mind itAnd if you break a rule better believe that I'll be the one to find itI'm tracking down every last duplicate accountI'm on my way to admin, there's never been a doubtI see that you are new to theCommunity and soon to beA troubling influenceSo you really should be listeningObey the moderator, create a state of calmScan sentences and announce who's wrongYou are the troller, one week banI know your other screen name manObey the moderator, I cater to the regsHook 'em up with handles and float all the threadsYou are the liar, permanent banI'll nullify your password manObey the moderator, create a state of calmScan sentences and announce who's wrongYou are the troller, one week banI know your other screen name manObey the moderator, I cater to the regsHook 'em up with handles and float all the threadsYou are the liar, permanent banI'll nullify your password man
