Optimus Rhyme - Ping Pong Song Lyrics
Movin' up the ranks y'all hey man, you know there's nothin' wrongWith a late night battle I always stay preparedMy paddle’s in my backpack challenger's bewareWith the P-I-N-G (P-I-N-G)Volley for the serve, hit it nice and easySee we got these regulations, for a tournament O.R.P.P.R.B. (O.R.P.P.R.B)Check the document I'll officiate, your event, keep it on the levelInspect the surfaces, arguments are settledScrutinize the nets, keep 'em taut and snappyRock the color commentary, keep the people happy It's on (It's on)The day starts just before dawnBrobot's on the front lawn, givin' seminarsOn the finer arts like brutal back hand hitsPeople linin' up, earnin' new certificatesCheck the merchandise, man Grimmy thought of everythingSweat bands up to grand champion ringsThat means that nobody leaves empty-handedEvery last ball on the court's O.R.P.P.R.B. branded (ball on the court's O.R.P.P.R.B. branded)Demand from my sponsors is big and getting betterSee me at the match in my ping pong sweater (in my ping pong sweater)In the locker room, liftin' weights gettin' strongSippin' Perrier, playing ping pong[My game is more focused towards tournament and match play. I'm just generally playing a lot more on the table where… uhh you know a tremendous amount of multi-ball training and foreward training and technique training; everything is geared towards the table]What? Yo, they challenge me; to a sanctioned event?It went quick with the skunk, yeah love zero 6Top Spin smashes, stops them dead in their tracksYou see the way I relax is winnin' ping pong matches (winnin' ping pong matches)Victories are comin' in batchesWhen I practice, it's back hand…back hand againForehand, no return practice sideways spinThe skin on my paddle's kinda floppy (kinda floppy)But it don't stop me, I'll win in any conditionWhile you wishin' that you could scout out my style and try to copyI'm in Japan learnin' secret paddle positionsI'm on a steady diet: [sashimi to gohan]I eat with my fingers consult the masters for advice (consult the masters for advice:)The first rule of Ping Pong, know the score (know the score)Never stop playing 'till the ball hits the floor (ball hits the floor)See me at the Comfort Inn on the World Tour (World Tour)It's 4 a.m., I'm eatin' continental breakfastThe competition don't expect thisA new serve from Mr. Cyberman, an ace is quite effectiveI'm happy as long as my latter post is protectedOur gear's not the tightest, it's all that we foundThat table might wobble but it don't fall down (don't fall down)We're in the locker room liftin' weights, gettin' strongSippin' Perrier, playing ping pong[If we can fill up the stadium we'll have an opportunity I think to get table tennis in schools to get it on television I think we'll have lots of opportunities for the sport.]Every ball is branded, serve it left-handedO.R.P.P.R.B. see the label and demand itIt can get kinda crazy, you understand itIt don't phase me, it's the just the way that we planned itEvery ball is branded, serve it left-handedO.R.P.P.R.B. see the label and demand itIt can get kinda crazy, you understand itIt don't phase me, it's the just the way that we planned it
