Pain - One-Legged Girl Lyrics
Behind the counter stood on crutches made of woodA one-legged girl with blue-grey eyes, warm and wise.I fled from that place and from that lovely faceThat the one-legged girl stole my heart and I need help.Cold November morning, buried under trees.I would stay here all day long except I have to eat.Crack the woods, crack them open both with shovels and yells.Got to find little people, got to ask for their help.And I tell themIf I could run fast, as fast as the FlashOr be as cool as Ash in Army of Darkness.If I were a Gai-King or maybe a Viking,Stronger than the Thing then I could win the one-legged girl.Getting close to nighttime, running out of steam.By now I know my familys looking and theyll know right where Ill be.Spy the eyes in the twilight, small and bright, warm and wise.Little hats, little fingers, and a flask full of wine.And Id tell themIf my hand were wheels and if my feet were wheelsThen I could roll over all of my rivals.If I could cast a spell or do something swellSo that she could tell I was worth her attention.Arms drag me away.The little eyes wink out.Stuffed inside my pocket is a flask of wine.Now I can run as fast as the FlashOr be as cool as Ash in Army of Darkness.Now Ill be a Gai-King or maybe a Viking,Stronger than the Thing.Now I can win the one-legged girl!
