Pat Green - Everclear Lyrics
Every day at lunch in high school and all my senior yearId drink my cup of cola with a touch of EverclearI never had to study math, science, or historyId have a chemical flash back to jog my memoryMy junior year I swore I loved sweet Miss Sherri AnnOne night I put some Everclear in her Dr. Pepper canWell I thought itd make her easyShe took it pretty hardI took her home and rang her doorbell left her lying in the yardChorusTequila dries me outBeer just makes me fatWhiskey makes me nauseasNow tell me who the hell needs thatSo if youre thinking about drinkingWell the answers crystal clearIts the invisible, intoxicatingIts called EverclearI remember my church picnicIn the spring of 89Yeah they had four fresh watermelonsSliced right off the vineWhen they bowed their heads giving grace for the foodHey I pulled out my bottle and I soaked them melons goodWell they never knew what hit emWhen that potion went to workThey had grandmas doing back flipsGrandpas looking up their skirtsThey were singing hallelujah and Willie Nelson songsPreacher said it was the best dang picnicThat the Baptists had ever thrownChorusTequila dries me outBeer just makes me fatWhiskey makes me nauseasNow tell me who the hell needs thatSo if youre thinking about drinkingWell the answers crystal clearIts the invisible, intoxicatingIts called EverclearWhen Im drinking EverclearI think Im king of this whole worldIm bigger and badder than John WayneCooler than Steve EarlUntil I wake up and Im face down in the hallHey Im completely ***** for a reason I cant recallWell Im kinda sorta thinking that maybe I met c
