Paul McCartney - Famous Groupies Lyrics
All stand back, let the people seeTake a snap of the famous groupies for meBehold the famous groupiesThey are alike as two peasAnd where the other goes, the other goesBut though the famous groupiesAre only paid in rupiesNobody knows what the famous groupies knowAnd nobody goes where the famous groupies goThere was a bango playerWho kept an extra layerOf dunlopillo mattress in his vanBut when the famous groupiesArived with their twin snoopiesNobody saw which way the poor boy ranNobody does it like a famous groupie canAll stand back, let the people seeTake a snap of the famous groupies for meThere was a lead guitaristWho lived in epping forestAnd all he ever wanted was to blowWhen the girls were with himHe never lost his rhythmAnd nobody knows what the famous groupies knowNobody goes where the famous groupies goThere was a classic storyOf a roadic nicknamed roryWho used to practice voodoo on the sideWhen the famous twosomeSuggested something gruesomeAll that they found was a crater two miles wideWhich left the music business absolutely horrifiedLadies and gentlemen, those magnificent examples ofFemale pulchritude and luminosity, direct from theirGlobal perambulations to the very boards of thisSupremely magnificent proscenium arch - ladies andGentlemen; I give you famous groupies!
