Perry Como - Secret Service Lyrics
The secret service makes me nervousWhen I am dating they are waiting to observe usWhen I get ready to hold steady for the kiss you planThe secret service makes me nervous and I cant!Theyre always spying, no denyingTheyre always peeping, gumshoe creeping, private eyingWhen Im beginning to give-inning like a maiden auntThe secret service makes me nervous and I cant!Ive been exposed beyond controlJust like a goldfish in a bowl!The presidents daughter must drink waterNo drink of scotch she might do what she hadnt otterWhen Im ignited, so excited that I start to pantThe secret service makes me nervousWhen my lamps are litAnd I say this is it!. . . the secret service makes me nervousAnd I cant!The secret service makes me nervousThose white house dicks get all their kicksWhen they observe us!Just as I wind up, make my mind up, not to say I wontThe secret service makes me nervous and I dont!When things look rosy they get nosyTheyll say theres tootsie playing footsie very cosyMy pulse goes higher, Im on fire, shakin at the kneesThe secret service makes me nervous and I freeze!Whatever I may do or sayWill be reported the next day!They dont see clearly when Im merely being courtedWhen Im just necking simply pecking with a cary grantThey stand behind me to remind me who and what I am. . . when I dont give a ? x? x ( ooh ahh ahh! )The secret service makes me nervous and I cant!
