Pharcyde - Oh Shit Lyrics
Little sally walker, sittin in a saucer,Oh, how I tossed that ass upLike a mission in the woods, woody woodpecker would if he could,But I didnt want to pass it upTo the next man had my walkman bumpin onThe fifty yard line and my adrenoline pumpinLike a kill thriller driller tiller out with the miller brewFiller up, took it til the damn dutch puked (? ? )Luke skywalker aint a sweettalker so I got illWith my light saber that came in one fancy flavorMy strange behavior led to an outburstThe night felt good but the day got worseI thought I was alone slim trade the stowawayWith a brown-eyed bombshell that was dope enough to payI looked over my shoulder and my cover was peeledBy my whole school sayin ooh and Im busted for realOh shit, oh shit, oh shitWhat to say the leastIm so slick that they need to call me greaseCuz I slips and I slides when I rides on the beastImani and your mom sittin in a tree,K-i-s-s-i-n-gYo first comes the toungeAnd then come the she my homeys m-o-m what (m-i-e)Yo, and to think from day one in my eyes I show fear cuzI stepped into his house hisMoms grinnin ear to earGigglin and winks for weeksI would encounter from this femaleShes sizin me up for the killOh what the hell is what I said to myself so that I wouldnt worryIm sittin on the couch and wish greg would please hurry upShe offered me a cup of ripple broke out the tittySquezed her nipple said suck it if you like but please dont bite itI had an urge to say ***** it but I knew I had to fight itBefore I could say alakazam (? ? ? )I took this old ***** in a doggie styleGreg walked in the room that nigga cold had a fitBut all this numbskull could say was oh shit!Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, ohSh-Son-of-a *****, son-of-a *****, come on!One fine summertime sunday eveningCrenshaw boulevard was in full swingPerfect example of how looks can be deceivingRolled up to what I thought was a pretty young thingRollin in a purple samuri suzuki dookie braids was an aid to her sex appealDude she was dope man real dope on the wheelWell anyway I went toot toot she said hey a beep beepThe next day rolled down to the beachTuesday me and my new crenshaw cutieCoolin on the beach and now shes rubbin on my bootySuck suck suckin on my neck like draculaBut it wasnt all that spectacular (why? )Cuz everytime I tried to touch upon her tay-tittyShe would be like quit b***** was frontin but I didnt say nothinThen all of the sudden after someone pushed the buttonI got a funny feeling like something was real wrongLooked at her shoes and her feets was real longThen it hit me oh please God noDont let this ho turn out to be a john doeHe pulled a fast one on me yoI guess thats one of those things that make you go: shit!Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, ohShitOh shit, oh shit, oh shit....
